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memo to me . . .

Created on 2002-02-09 10:46:36 (#463718), last updated 2009-12-13

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Name:Nilah
Location:Pasadena, Maryland, United States
Website:nilahmagruder.com
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STORY TIME!!!

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

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"Her turn offs include underpants, pedestrians and justice."

Current Hangout: Ringling College of Art and Design, Computer Animation major
Alma mater: Hood College, class of 2005
Degrees: B.A. Communication Arts, B.A. Art (studio)
Short-term goals: Find a cool internship, graduate art school, write a novel, make money.
Long-term goals: Be an animator and get chicks~.

For my art: [info]zealousy
My Ringling blog: Foxes and Grapes
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